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My Parents Taught Me

1. My parents taught me to APPRECIATE JOB WELL DONE.
"If you want to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My parents tought me RELIGION.
"You better learn to pray well, before I brought you new feil."

3. My parents tought me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't stop playing music outloud right now, i'll locked your room in a month, then eat and drink your music!"

4.My parents tought me to be GRATEFUL.
"You sould study harder. There are millions less fortunate children want to replace you in school."

5.  My mother tought me EMPHATY.
"Don't you eat your only one lollypop in front your playmates unless you want to split it."

6. My mother tought me CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"If you always argue me, don't you know that I've brought you into this world, and I can also get you back in my stomach then."

7. My parents tought me about MEDICAL SCIENCE
"Don't open your mouth too wide when you laugh, or it will freeze that way."

8. My parents tought me about ABSORBING.
"Shut your mouth then you'll finish your breakfast even faster!"

9. My parents tought me about LOGIC.
"If you fall out from that guava tree and you broke your bones, you are not going to department store with us."

10. My parents tought me MORE LOGIC.
"If you don't finish your supper, you will get all of your chicks died next morning."

11. My parents tought me ESQ.
"Better be nice to your sister, don't you think I know you always missing her when she's in her dorm?"

12. My parents tought me about BREEDING.
"Your room looks as horse stable. Make up this room now!"

13. My father tought me HUMOR.
"If you ankle get twisted by your mother's highheels, don't come running to me."

14. My parents tought me about my ROOTS.
"Put your dirty shoes outside door before come in, do you think you were born in a barn?"

15. My parents tought me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

16. My parents tought me about FAIRNESS.
"Don't you shocked about your stubborn children in future, because you act like that today."

17. My parents tought me about WISDOM.
"You will do the same if you are in my position."